How to figure out if I like you

1. I say ‘I like you’.

I like you.

2. I bring you food. Or dead things.

I really like you.

3. I over-share and then don’t talk to you for ages. Or randomly hug you.

I want to be your friend.

4. I badger you with messages, chat and requests for company until you have to respond, despite your initial confusion.

You are going to be my friend.

5.  I ignore you and smirk sarcastically at everything you say.

I think you’re great. Or I hate you.

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