Inside Job – The economy is fucking Matt Damon
Tamara Drew – Not a comedy
The Maltese Falcon – Peter Lorre chases a bird for the first time ever
The Expendables – Has-beens blow shit up
X- Men First Class – The gayest story ever told, now with added swearing!
Get Smart – Disney Princess* in leather
Revenge of the Sith – Almost makes up for the rape of our childhood. But can’t make up for Jar Jar.